Monday 19 May 2008

The kids are all drunk

Teenagers are not always renowned for being the brightest kids in the class and a report from Fife doesn't help. A bowling green was vandalised: a bench was thrown onto it and messages were left gouged in the grass.

"I love Stewart"
"I love Chazy xxx"
and
"2k8"

were those reported. (I think the last one is txtalk for "To Kate").

With community officers and special constables being drafted in to patrol the scene, things are on high alert. There have been reports of teendrinking and 14 litres of alcohol has been seized, which is quite a lot to be poured down the sink, (or hived off for a polis party).

While Stewart, Chazy and Kate might sound like the presenters of a garish children's TV show, I think they might well be the first ports of call for the Fife police.

C u l8r.

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