Saturday, 28 February 2009

What is French for "easy done?"

Those who drink are well aware of the hazards. Apart from the long-term health impact there is the more immediate one of what happens while you are under the influence. Most involve a bump or a bruise, or a dropped fish supper.

Two British tourists in France seem to have joined the ranks of those who didn't make it safely home.


Monday, 9 February 2009

Too Drunk To Board

A goalkeeper was refused boarding onto an aircraft as staff said he was too drunk. Hibs new Polish goalise "could barely stand up and was lurching all over the place."

Makes a change from the pilots, eh, readers.

Source: The Scotsman