It's a difficult job keeping up with the madness of King Swally. People all over the world are falling over themselves to get in this blog it appears. Well not really but they are falling over themselves while being intoxicated.
Two great examples that could have required the legal defence of "That's the Swally!".
From Russia
A drunk driver in the Khabarovsk region drove for about a mile with a traffic policeman on his roof after knocking him down. He only stopped when the policeman, who might have used a Lethal Weapon or Bevely Hills Cop movie as a training guide, shot his gun through the roof at the driver.
From Scotland
A drunk driver led police on a 20 mile car chase, drove through a school's pedestrian crossing, hit cars, and then delivered a punchline to her endeavours. The convicted driver told police when she was stopped "I'm not bothered".
Perhaps she could have also used the Fast Show's "I was veh veh drunk".
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