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A blog looking for the interesting, depressing, amusing and bemusing news and views from around the world on "swally" - or alcohol, booze, loopy juice, call it what you will.
That's the swally - what's the swally?
Swally is another word for "alcohol" - in particular, in the form of a socially-acceptable drink, not an ingredient in a cleansing wipe or window cleaning fluid.
"That's the swally!" is an excuse, a description for a certain type of otherwise inexplicable behaviour, or if the law courts recognise it: a sound legal defence. When you spill some lager down your newly-ironed shirt - that's the swally. When you read about someone who has tried to have sex with the pavement - that's the swally. When you see someone slaloming down the road at 2 in the morning, casually eating a pizza out of a box while speaking to themselves - that's the swally.
This blog hopes to highlight some of the more entertaining, amusing and downright depressing uses of the demon drink that deserve a shout out.
"That's the swally!" is an excuse, a description for a certain type of otherwise inexplicable behaviour, or if the law courts recognise it: a sound legal defence. When you spill some lager down your newly-ironed shirt - that's the swally. When you read about someone who has tried to have sex with the pavement - that's the swally. When you see someone slaloming down the road at 2 in the morning, casually eating a pizza out of a box while speaking to themselves - that's the swally.
This blog hopes to highlight some of the more entertaining, amusing and downright depressing uses of the demon drink that deserve a shout out.
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May
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- Drinkers, are doing it for themselves
- I'll have a double, your honour
- Jail or booze?
- Three sheets to wind, part II
- Three sheets to the wind
- Baby shambles
- Drunk driver caught quarter of an hour after drink...
- From G&T to A&E
- Don't you know who I am?
- You can't make it up #2
- What's your poison?
- You can't make it up #1 "I'll have a triple, please"
- Technorati
- Swallyban be gone
- The kids are all drunk
- Take a drink. But not two. Or fifty.
- Oh mother!
- Oh Manchester, so much to answer for
- Minister in cooking swally jibe scandal
- Hundreds of pounds needing to be spent
- I don't give a XXXX (about the kid)
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